"TA-DA donut penis!

D.A.R.E. to be different!

D.A.R.E. to be different!

phasecock:

it me -_-

phasecock:

it me -_-

Brandon-kun, have you ever tasted your own cum?
Anonymous

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FUNNY STORY!

One time I was dating this girl, and things were gettin’ hot n’ heavy, things were great. She was giving me what the kids these days call “A blowjob" I believe is what it’s called? Anywho, she was goin’ to town and everything is pancakes and waffles, it’s just awesome, and RIGHT when I get to my limit, she pulls my dick out of her mouth and like a swordsman who just got the upperhand she yells “AH-HA!and aims my shaken up meat bottle right at my face. So of course I do what most people do in the throws of passion and open my mouth in ecstasy, totally unaware of the storm she unleashed, as my gunman engaged in friendly fire and blasted me in the face, and there I was, like a clown head at a carnival game, and well…. now you know the rest of the story

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How many dicks is too many dicks?

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YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY DICKS! <3

i want a dick how do i grow one what magic do you know
Anonymous

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Uhhhh, I got a red and black Rakdos deck, but I dunno how that’ll help the situation…

"The smell was&#8230; overwhelming."
(From: &#8220;It&#8221; by, Matsutou Tomoki)

"The smell was… overwhelming."

(From: “It” by, Matsutou Tomoki)

Whatever &#8220;It&#8221; is, it looks like a hell of a mess to clean up&#8230;
(From: &#8220;It&#8221; by, Matsutou Tomoki)

Whatever “It” is, it looks like a hell of a mess to clean up…

(From: “It” by, Matsutou Tomoki)

Could you describe in detail what it was like to give a blow job?
Anonymous

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It’s KINDA like having a dick in your mouth

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You don't post nearly enough giant girl dicks
Anonymous

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Budda-bing!