"TA-DA donut penis!
it me -_-
One time I was dating this girl, and things were gettin’ hot n’ heavy, things were great. She was giving me what the kids these days call “A blowjob" I believe is what it’s called? Anywho, she was goin’ to town and everything is pancakes and waffles, it’s just awesome, and RIGHT when I get to my limit, she pulls my dick out of her mouth and like a swordsman who just got the upperhand she yells “AH-HA!" and aims my shaken up meat bottle right at my face. So of course I do what most people do in the throws of passion and open my mouth in ecstasy, totally unaware of the storm she unleashed, as my gunman engaged in friendly fire and blasted me in the face, and there I was, like a clown head at a carnival game, and well…. now you know the rest of the story
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY DICKS! <3
Uhhhh, I got a red and black Rakdos deck, but I dunno how that’ll help the situation…
It’s KINDA like having a dick in your mouth