We all know you like futa, but the real question is how big do you like them?
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I’m fine as long as they are within the realm of sanity. You know, like 7 or so inches and under.

I’m really not too wild about the GYNORMO-MONSTER COCKS you see in a lot of hentai. Like, it gets to a point where it’s like the size of a lamp post and as thick as a hulahoop shooting like 100+ gallons of cum all over the place and it just gets silly

why are dicks so weird
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If by “weird”, you mean AWESOME then, yes, I agree!

"TA-DA donut penis!

D.A.R.E. to be different!

D.A.R.E. to be different!

phasecock:

it me -_-

phasecock:

it me -_-

Brandon-kun, have you ever tasted your own cum?
Anonymous

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FUNNY STORY!

One time I was dating this girl, and things were gettin’ hot n’ heavy, things were great. She was giving me what the kids these days call “A blowjob" I believe is what it’s called? Anywho, she was goin’ to town and everything is pancakes and waffles, it’s just awesome, and RIGHT when I get to my limit, she pulls my dick out of her mouth and like a swordsman who just got the upperhand she yells “AH-HA!and aims my shaken up meat bottle right at my face. So of course I do what most people do in the throws of passion and open my mouth in ecstasy, totally unaware of the storm she unleashed, as my gunman engaged in friendly fire and blasted me in the face, and there I was, like a clown head at a carnival game, and well…. now you know the rest of the story

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How many dicks is too many dicks?

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YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY DICKS! <3

i want a dick how do i grow one what magic do you know
Anonymous

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Uhhhh, I got a red and black Rakdos deck, but I dunno how that’ll help the situation…

"The smell was&#8230; overwhelming."
(From: &#8220;It&#8221; by, Matsutou Tomoki)

"The smell was… overwhelming."

(From: “It” by, Matsutou Tomoki)

Whatever &#8220;It&#8221; is, it looks like a hell of a mess to clean up&#8230;
(From: &#8220;It&#8221; by, Matsutou Tomoki)

Whatever “It” is, it looks like a hell of a mess to clean up…

(From: “It” by, Matsutou Tomoki)