Boners are the weirdest god damn thing.
You’re sitting there, minding your own business, and for whatever reason your mind wanders and you notice a shadow on the wall looks kinda like a boob and all of a sudden BAM! YOUR DWAYNE (THE ROCK) JOHNSON AWAKENS FROM HIS BOXER DUNGEON SCREAMING “DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOBY!?”
Will you share with us the story of that dick you sucked?
Haha not much to the story really, I dated a girl. She had a penis. I sucked it.
oddly enough she was bigger than me <_<;
I can’t help but feel that would be a hindrance to the profession of maiding
Welp, that was fun while it lasted, but where was I? …Ah yes…
osm-rhodey said: “the fuck is that? a dick nipple???”
"Dick nipple", lol wut? Do you mean the uncut penis on the futa in the previous post? :o
They just have a long foreskin.
FUN FACT: Having a acroposthion (AKA: a long foreskin tip) was considered the most beautiful part of male anatomy by the ancient greeks, they also used to tie bows on it in order to keep it long, lol oh those crazy greeks and their dick bows!
THE MORE YOU KNOW! ~<3
browsing the futa tag on tumblr, i've realized a lot of the pics belong on your blog omg
Haha yeah, Futanari is pretty fun :)
JESUS CHRIST IS THAT A PENIS OR A DIDGERIDOO!?!? D:
GETTING MY FIRST TATTOO TODAY!!!
Don’t worry, it isn’t this >_>;