Tips for staying cool this summer:
-Fellate an ice pop, because why not waste money on something you’re not even going to eat correctly, it’s not like we’re in a crippling economy or anything

Tips for staying cool this summer:

-Fellate an ice pop, because why not waste money on something you’re not even going to eat correctly, it’s not like we’re in a crippling economy or anything

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Tips for staying cool this summer:
-Fuck a Glaceon, because having sex with an animal with the body temperature of a glacier can have no ill ramifications

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Tips for staying cool this summer:

-Fuck a Glaceon, because having sex with an animal with the body temperature of a glacier can have no ill ramifications

Tips for staying cool this summer:
-Hogtie your friend about 6-7 feet in the air and blast them in the cooze with a watergun. Because if you don’t, who will?

Tips for staying cool this summer:

-Hogtie your friend about 6-7 feet in the air and blast them in the cooze with a watergun. Because if you don’t, who will?

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Tips for staying cool this summer:
-Just shit strawberry softserve icecream, just do it you fruity tooty fucker

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Tips for staying cool this summer:

-Just shit strawberry softserve icecream, just do it you fruity tooty fucker

There is a fetish tag on Gelbooru for “Penis hot dog"…
Why am I not surprised?

There is a fetish tag on Gelbooru for “Penis hot dog"…

Why am I not surprised?

doomsmask:

zootedboy:

real love is when u both watch hentai together then recreate the scenes u just watched 

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Me and my girl on it.

We tell you how it works out.

Anonymous said: “Tell me if this is strange.. when I masturbate I usually can’t stop until I’ve orgasmed at least three times and at most five times also I’m a girl”

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Masturbation is both healthy and totally radical!

It releaves stress, and is also cool as hell

The more you do it, the cooler you are!

Take me for examlple, I masturbate on the hour, every hour. And look at me now!

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE~

I shaved my princess parts the other day for the first time and went to work last night and OH MY GOD I THOUGHT CHAFED THIGHS WERE BAD I FELT LIKE MY VAGINA WAS A FUCKING CACTUS I COULDN'T EVEN
Anonymous

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Sorry to hear about your sad prickly pear royal downstairs! But just think of all the time you’ll save getting ready in the morning not having to braid your pubes before work!

Hey now, I may be many things, but one thing I am NOT, good miss…
is POOP

Hey now, I may be many things, but one thing I am NOT, good miss…

is POOP