(masturbating anon) like im just. putting my fingers in??? because im not aloud to by,,, those things,,, and like it feels good most of the time but sometimes putting it in just. kinda hurts??? idk im not really educated on these kinds of things
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Sounds like you gotta do some self exploration, don’t do what you think will feel good just because you hear about it on tv or something, find something that works for you! Try some clitoral stuff? Maybe you need to be more wet down there before you go shoving fingers all up in there all willy nilly? Dry hump a pillow? just take it slow and don’t focus on “why am I not feeling good?” but just take your time and find what works best for you! Have fun and be safe! Happy pearl diving!

What would you do if you suddenly woke up as a woman?
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what helps you fall asleep at night?
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i-need-fucking-sleep said: “people find zone’s stuff sexy? lolololol”

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITY TO BEAT IT TO EVERYTHING REMOTELY SEXUAL.

Poorly made webcomic porn? Why, hello boner!

A mentos commercial porn spoof? Welcome to the bone zone!

Light shining on a pile of dirty laundry form a shadow that looks kinda like a boob? BA-YOOING-YOOING

A Youtube clip art video about the founding of IKEA with only 69 views?

MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!!!

(Mainly because I want to be cool lol) Do you remember the first thing you jerked off to?
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HAHA OH WOW!I don’t know the first thing I ever smacked my bellsprout to, I can remember one of the, IF NOT THE FIRST hentai image I ever…er… enjoyed.

And on top of that, I still have it >_>;

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I must have been… 13 when I first found this Pic of Misty from Pokemon. THIS FUCKING PICTURE IS OLDER THAN THE INTERNET.

I decided to black it out now because it’s a bit loli-tastic. (Remember, I was THIRTEEN when I first found this pic! <_<; ) I’ve ALWAYShad a super huge crush on Misty, and when 13 year old me first found this, I can remember I was TERRIFIED at the thought of me getting caught looking at it, but at the same time I was SOOOOOOOOOOO excited to have found it. I can still remember my heart megapunching it’s way out of my chest as my whole body shook like an earthquake at the fear of me being caught looking at porn <_<;

I used to think it was the sexiest things ever, now all it does is piss me off that the staryu is the wrong color. Also I get serious “hate for my 13 year old self” mind set because I remember 1 other thing about when I was looking at porn back then… I didn’t know how to clear the history <_<;;;

Also, you don’t know TRUE fear until you try turning on DIAL UP INTERNET AT 2AM TO LOOK AT PORN AND PRAYING THAT NOBODY IN THE HOUSE WAKES UP AND CATCHES YOU BEATING IT TO POKEMON PORN.

what does masturbation feeel like?
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FEEELS GOOOD MAAAN~<3

"…This isn’t my entry plug."

The blisters and calluses make my hand ribbed for my pleasure, and if one of them pops you make your own lube! :D

The blisters and calluses make my hand ribbed for my pleasure, and if one of them pops you make your own lube! :D

Ya know?

Ya know?

Masturbation for girls!
Lesson #1: Your penis will not throw up

Masturbation for girls!

Lesson #1: Your penis will not throw up