dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

Anonymous said: “Tell me if this is strange.. when I masturbate I usually can’t stop until I’ve orgasmed at least three times and at most five times also I’m a girl”

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Masturbation is both healthy and totally radical!

It releaves stress, and is also cool as hell

The more you do it, the cooler you are!

Take me for examlple, I masturbate on the hour, every hour. And look at me now!

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE~

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Anonymous

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28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?

Yeah! I’ve been in masturbation races to see who’d cum in first ;D

69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments? thank you Brendon I was very bored
Anonymous

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(source)

Probably the handful of times I’ve been walked in on while I was…er… snake charming? Yeah… let’s go with that.

Yeah, I’ve been walked in on by my mom… sister…. cousin… sister’s friends… girlfriend… the list goes on <_<;

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27. How often do you masturbate?

The short answer: A LOT

The long answer: A REAL FUCKING LOT

Brandon, do you think it's weird when someone masturbates every night? Because I do and I mean like. Idk I think it might be weird.
Anonymous

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I do it every night

…and every morning

…and every afternoon

In fact, hey! Look at the time! It’s half past fap! :D

In answer to your question, you’re not weird <3

childpuncher:

when u jackin it and boutta nut like

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then someone walk in and u like

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Anonymous asked you: I have a memory of being a real young girl fucking myself with my toy unicorn’s horn. In front of my mom. Did your parents ever catch you violating your toys?

….WHAT!? D:

But in answer to your question, I didn’t really do that too much growing up, at least not that I can remember. Though that’s not to say I haven’t been walked in on doing… umm… various other things <_<;

*&#8221;GOOD VIBRATIONS&#8221; By The Beach Boys plays in the background*

*”GOOD VIBRATIONS” By The Beach Boys plays in the background*

FUN FACT:When I discovered masturbation I thought I came upon (heh) some new secret discovery that nobody knew about. Like I invented it with the mind set of "This is incredible! Do people know about this! I MUST TELL THE WORLD!!!"
Imagine my surprise when I learned I was beaten to the patent by Thomas Edison&#8230;
Geez, first he steals from Tesla, then he steals from me? Elephant killing asshole&#8230;
(From: &#8220;Futachu&#8221;, by, Orimoto Mimana)

FUN FACT:
When I discovered masturbation I thought I came upon (heh) some new secret discovery that nobody knew about. Like I invented it with the mind set of "This is incredible! Do people know about this! I MUST TELL THE WORLD!!!"

Imagine my surprise when I learned I was beaten to the patent by Thomas Edison…

Geez, first he steals from Tesla, then he steals from me? Elephant killing asshole…

(From: “Futachu”, by, Orimoto Mimana)