When did you first saw hentai? Did you get caught while looking at it? :0
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I first started watching hentai when I was around 15, and so far I have yet to be caught giving myself the ol’ “howdy ho” while watching it.

….though I didn’t know about clearing the internet history for years

so…

there’s that >_>;

Why can't I cum when I masturbate? Ever since I started masturbating for the very first time, I still can't cum... I could really use the stress relief. I can barely keep a boner up too! Even when I'm really horny and I find the perfect hentai. Am I fapping wrong, or am I just pathetic? Maybe my hand isn't good enough but I can't order an Onahole because I don't live alone and I would have nowhere to hide it.
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I dunno chief, it sounds like you’re doing everything right to me, but those questions should be directed to a doctor.

Best of luck in your masturbation quest!

Have you ever run across any fap material during a session that just immediately turns you off and you cant finish?
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Ehhhhh… after a while you kinda just become jaded to it all…. I mean sometimes it’ll be good, and everything is great and sexy one moment and then you click the next page and BAM HARDCORE URETHRAL PROLAPSE D:

…or ya know, something of that nature. But that’s when I just wipe that from my memory and click “previous page” and return to the land of “I didn’t just see that”

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

Anonymous said: “Tell me if this is strange.. when I masturbate I usually can’t stop until I’ve orgasmed at least three times and at most five times also I’m a girl”

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Masturbation is both healthy and totally radical!

It releaves stress, and is also cool as hell

The more you do it, the cooler you are!

Take me for examlple, I masturbate on the hour, every hour. And look at me now!

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE~

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28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?

Yeah! I’ve been in masturbation races to see who’d cum in first ;D

69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments? thank you Brendon I was very bored
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(source)

Probably the handful of times I’ve been walked in on while I was…er… snake charming? Yeah… let’s go with that.

Yeah, I’ve been walked in on by my mom… sister…. cousin… sister’s friends… girlfriend… the list goes on <_<;

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27. How often do you masturbate?

The short answer: A LOT

The long answer: A REAL FUCKING LOT

Brandon, do you think it's weird when someone masturbates every night? Because I do and I mean like. Idk I think it might be weird.
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I do it every night

…and every morning

…and every afternoon

In fact, hey! Look at the time! It’s half past fap! :D

In answer to your question, you’re not weird <3

childpuncher:

when u jackin it and boutta nut like

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then someone walk in and u like

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