when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
Masturbation is both healthy and totally radical!
It releaves stress, and is also cool as hell
The more you do it, the cooler you are!
Take me for examlple, I masturbate on the hour, every hour. And look at me now!
28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?
Yeah! I’ve been in masturbation races to see who’d cum in first ;D
Probably the handful of times I’ve been walked in on while I was…er… snake charming? Yeah… let’s go with that.
Yeah, I’ve been walked in on by my mom… sister…. cousin… sister’s friends… girlfriend… the list goes on <_<;
27. How often do you masturbate?
The short answer: A LOT
The long answer: A REAL FUCKING LOT
I do it every night
…and every morning
…and every afternoon
In fact, hey! Look at the time! It’s half past fap! :D
In answer to your question, you’re not weird <3
when u jackin it and boutta nut like
then someone walk in and u like
But in answer to your question, I didn’t really do that too much growing up, at least not that I can remember. Though that’s not to say I haven’t been walked in on doing… umm… various other things <_<;
When I discovered masturbation I thought I came upon (heh) some new secret discovery that nobody knew about. Like I invented it with the mind set of "This is incredible! Do people know about this! I MUST TELL THE WORLD!!!"
Imagine my surprise when I learned I was beaten to the patent by Thomas Edison…
Geez, first he steals from Tesla, then he steals from me? Elephant killing asshole…
(From: “Futachu”, by, Orimoto Mimana)