"Oh! THERE’S my car keys!"

"Oh! THERE’S my car keys!"

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"…..run!"

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"…..run!"

railroadsoftware:

unicornfan:

new-in-this-light:

The dream of the 90’s is alive in Portland

how crusty do u think this theater is

why Sunday, the lords day

railroadsoftware:

unicornfan:

new-in-this-light:

The dream of the 90’s is alive in Portland

how crusty do u think this theater is

why Sunday, the lords day

bogleech:

headcanon: every hentai monster is just roleplaying for a human romantic partner even though they don’t totally get this “sex” thing some humans are so into and they get really concerned by their partner’s weird noises

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WHAT!?! WHAT WAS THAT!? ARE YOU OK!?!?!

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YES DAMN IT

zimbolt:

oh dear…

zimbolt:

oh dear…

If you met your clone, who would pitch and who would catch?

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Neither, if they were indeed my perfect clone we would hardcore 69 eachother in a cosmic, simultaneous dance of both pitcher and catcher

It’s the only way

Is there such a thing as an eyepatch fetish?
Anonymous

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I don’t see why not, there is a fetish for everything.

Plus, eyepatches are BADASS

How many licks does it get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Anonymous

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"Let’s find out! A-one! A-two! A-three~"

When did you first saw hentai? Did you get caught while looking at it? :0
Anonymous

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I first started watching hentai when I was around 15, and so far I have yet to be caught giving myself the ol’ “howdy ho” while watching it.

….though I didn’t know about clearing the internet history for years

so…

there’s that >_>;

What are your thoughts on futanari?
Anonymous

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HAHA! WELCOME TO THE BLOG! YOU MUST BE NEW! :D

But, yeah! Fuck yeah futanari!