I'm a straight female and sometimes I need to feel arouse by lesbian porn to masturbate. What do you do to get yourself in the mood for alone time?
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I look at pictures…

…DIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTY PICTURES~<3

We all know you like futa, but the real question is how big do you like them?
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I’m fine as long as they are within the realm of sanity. You know, like 7 or so inches and under.

I’m really not too wild about the GYNORMO-MONSTER COCKS you see in a lot of hentai. Like, it gets to a point where it’s like the size of a lamp post and as thick as a hulahoop shooting like 100+ gallons of cum all over the place and it just gets silly

Does tasteful hentai anime/manga even exist? 'Cause I'm out of hope for that.

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Well, “Tasteful” is a subjective word, but I imagine the closest you’re looking for is known as Vanilla

Vanilla is usually bare bones, ordinary, romantic lovemaking. Nothing too crazy or over the top. That’s probably your best bet.

So I read a hentai, right? But the characters are in high school, 'cause that's where 90% of anime is set. But this makes it /really likely/ that they're under 18, especially if there's "senpai"s being thrown around. How do I not feel gross about getting off to (fictional) underage people now that they're not age-appropriate any more?
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wtfmanga:

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I’m gonna tell you right now, unless your fapping to straight up loli/shota/toddlercon, I think you’re fine.

One thing you just gotta learn to accept with hentai is ANIME CHARACTER AGE MAKES NO DAMN SENSE

Take this fine pair of tig ol’ bitties for example, sexy right? Totally 18 and down to party hardy in your masturbatory fantasies~<3

HOLD ON THERE BUCKAROO! THAT’S ZAKURO FROM DOKURO-CHAN! SHE’S ONLY 9 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200!

YOU’RE A PEDOMOPHILE AND CHRIS HANSEN WANTS YOU TO TAKE A SEAT!

Seriously, it makes no god damn sense. I say if the anime character looks like an adult, you’re fine. Don’t beat yourself up about it, just beat off about it instead, you silly monkey.

(FRIENDLY NOTE: ANIME CHARACTERS ARE NOT REAL PEOPLE, IF YOU ENGAGE IN SEXUAL CONGRESS WITH A FELLOW HUMAN PERSON, BE SURE TO ASK FOR THEIR PROPER IDENTIFICATION, BIRTH CERTIFICATE, AND WRITTEN CONSENT OF EVERY MEMBER OF THEIR FAMILY TO ENSURE THEY ARE OF LEGAL FUCKING AGE)

Okay dude, no. Isn’t that kind of attitude justifying the thought process that it’s okay to sexualise real teenage girls so long as they ‘look’ more mature?? I don’t agree with that all, tbh. 

Like is it much harder to just google the age of an anime character before you sit down and fap to them? Stop.

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I get what you’re getting at, but I would think the need to google if a random anime girl I think is sexy is of legal age in whatever country I just so happen to be in is a bit much. I mean, what if the legal age ISN’T 18? What if it’s a character with no established age? Should I look up the means to contact said creator and say “Hello! Sorry to disturb you, but I was just about to have a bit of a wank and was wondering if your character was of legal age?”

No, that’s just silly.

Should I also get the consent of the anime character before I masturbate to her? Or would it be considered “Rape” if I didn’t? :/

There has to be at least SIX fetishes in this .gif alone

There has to be at least SIX fetishes in this .gif alone

PATENT PENDING

PATENT PENDING

Aaaaand she&#8217;s off!

Aaaaand she’s off!

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Saki-chan’s ahegao expressions from “Emergence” by ShindoL