Boners are the weirdest god damn thing.
You’re sitting there, minding your own business, and for whatever reason your mind wanders and you notice a shadow on the wall looks kinda like a boob and all of a sudden BAM! YOUR DWAYNE (THE ROCK) JOHNSON AWAKENS FROM HIS BOXER DUNGEON SCREAMING “DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOBY!?”

Boners are the weirdest god damn thing.

You’re sitting there, minding your own business, and for whatever reason your mind wanders and you notice a shadow on the wall looks kinda like a boob and all of a sudden BAM! YOUR DWAYNE (THE ROCK) JOHNSON AWAKENS FROM HIS BOXER DUNGEON SCREAMING “DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOBY!?”

Not so much “WTF”, I just thought it was hot as hell ~<3

Not so much “WTF”, I just thought it was hot as hell ~<3

I can feel my clitoris and have great orgasms but I can't see it myself... Can you help me find it, Brandon please?
Anonymous

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Here’s some tips to help you out

1. get a mirror

2. drop trou

3. go pearl diving to your heart’s content

glad I could help :)

you sound surprised
(from: Blade Play)

you sound surprised

(from: Blade Play)

Boku No Gangsta, dawg

Boku No Gangsta, dawg

xxx503xxx:

エロい女性ランダムス - 二次元裏@ふたば

Your imperial measurements can&#8217;t contain breasts of this magnitude! 

xxx503xxx:

エロい女性ランダムス - 二次元裏@ふたば

Your imperial measurements can’t contain breasts of this magnitude! 

aanniimmee:

- From “Mousou Dairinin (Paranoia Agent),” directed by Satoshi Kon (2004)

GRRRRAAAAAAHHHHFUCKING DIAL UP!!!! D:&lt;

aanniimmee:

- From “Mousou Dairinin (Paranoia Agent),” directed by Satoshi Kon (2004)

GRRRRAAAAAAHHHHFUCKING DIAL UP!!!! D:<

pussys are the best! (btw i love your blog)
Anonymous

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Haha well I dunno about THE BEST, I would say pussies are about equal to penises. Genitals in general are just pretty awesome.

A hentai VA in her natural habitat

A hentai VA in her natural habitat

It&#8217;s like an Axe Body Spray commercial

It’s like an Axe Body Spray commercial