phasecock:

it me -_-

phasecock:

it me -_-

i want a dick how do i grow one what magic do you know
Anonymous

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Uhhhh, I got a red and black Rakdos deck, but I dunno how that’ll help the situation…

"The smell was… overwhelming."
(From: “It” by, Matsutou Tomoki)

"The smell was… overwhelming."

(From: “It” by, Matsutou Tomoki)

Whatever “It” is, it looks like a hell of a mess to clean up…
(From: “It” by, Matsutou Tomoki)

Whatever “It” is, it looks like a hell of a mess to clean up…

(From: “It” by, Matsutou Tomoki)

Could you describe in detail what it was like to give a blow job?
Anonymous

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It’s KINDA like having a dick in your mouth

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You don't post nearly enough giant girl dicks
Anonymous

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Budda-bing!

ONE DAY TILL CHRISTMAS!!!

HO HO HO!!!

Will you share with us the story of that dick you sucked?
Anonymous

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Haha not much to the story really, I dated a girl. She had a penis. I sucked it.

oddly enough she was bigger than me <_<;

I can&#8217;t help but feel that would be a hindrance to the profession of maiding

I can’t help but feel that would be a hindrance to the profession of maiding

Welp, that was fun while it lasted, but where was I? …Ah yes…

ROCKET DONG!!!