(From: “Boob Labratory” by, E-Musu Aki)

(From: “Boob Labratory” by, E-Musu Aki)

Brandon-kun, have you ever tasted your own cum?
Anonymous

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FUNNY STORY!

One time I was dating this girl, and things were gettin’ hot n’ heavy, things were great. She was giving me what the kids these days call “A blowjob" I believe is what it’s called? Anywho, she was goin’ to town and everything is pancakes and waffles, it’s just awesome, and RIGHT when I get to my limit, she pulls my dick out of her mouth and like a swordsman who just got the upperhand she yells “AH-HA!and aims my shaken up meat bottle right at my face. So of course I do what most people do in the throws of passion and open my mouth in ecstasy, totally unaware of the storm she unleashed, as my gunman engaged in friendly fire and blasted me in the face, and there I was, like a clown head at a carnival game, and well…. now you know the rest of the story

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One small nip for man, one giant tit for mankind

One small nip for man, one giant tit for mankind

Do you have any pet?

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Yup! I have two turtles

that is a good question

(From: “Space Dandy”)

(From: D-Frag)

wtfisthinprivilege:

cutely-perverted:

女王

It’s like jello

J-E-L-L-Oh myyy~ <3

wtfisthinprivilege:

cutely-perverted:

女王

It’s like jello

J-E-L-L-Oh myyy~ <3

I can vouch for this, boobs do feel like sticking your head out a moving car

Oh but when I do this I get slapped and told to get out of the women’s locker room

what the hell are boobs made of!?

what the hell are boobs made of!?