Friendly word of advice to my female followers,
If you wake up one morning and find yourself with boy parts (giant or otherwise)
I implore you, do NOT finger your dick hole! It will only make your new dick sad ;-;
for more tips on dick care, pick up my book “The Dick In You” for sale wherever fake stuff I make up is sold!
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my-journey-my-thoughts reblogged this from kayci-z-von-sweet and added:
Wth?! WHY WOULD YOU FINGER THE URETHRA?! THAT SHIT LOOKS PAINFUL! Goddamn, I know when I was catheterized it hurt for 24...
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queerhairyvag reblogged this from wtfmanga and added:
…duly fucking noted
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tattirae said:
you… you don’t want me to finger your urethra? you sure?
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