Oh, good morning Tumblr.
I didn’t see you there. Did you have a good rest?
Time to start the morning ritual!
Gather round boys and girls and others, allow me to tell you the tale of my Nana.
The year is 2003, I am 16 years old at my birthday party. My friends are all joined with me in cake and mirth.
Time to open presents, and my Nana gives me hers.
"They’re pajama pants with pockets in them!" She says.
Thanks Nana, I reply. Myself full well knowing the stain she will leave on my soul with her continued mouth dump.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE POCKETS ARE FOR!?"She inquires.
Like a blind fool slamming his dick in a car door, I punish myself by playing her game and respond, For what, Nana?
"THEY’RE FOR CONDOMS!!!" She proclaims. Her laughter, tearing my dignity a new one like a nail gun tears through a hemophiliac baby covered in wet tissue.
t-t-thanks nana… I say, my friends eyes upon me as I sulk into the fetal position on my dining room floor.
And that is only the tip of the iceberg…
other such gems from my nana include
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO HUG YOUR PENIS!?"
"OOOOH, SO YA LIKE GANG BANGS DO YA!?"
"WE DON’T GOT A CAKE FOR YA THIS YEAR, SO LETS JUST PUT THE FROSTING ON YOU!"
…Yeah… my Nana is “FUN”.
In the same way cheese grater metal makes for good toilet paper D:
Can I just say, that the EoE DVD has the BEST/CREEPIEST GOD DAMN DVD MENU AND SENDS SHIVERS UP MY SPINE EVERY DAMN TIME I SEE IT!?
Oh man, I never knew a DVD menu could fuck me up so good!
But I love EoE, I gotta buy it some day…
I appreciate the gesture grey face, but I am a happily taken dude with a lovely lady of two years <3
once again, the day is saved, thanks to uhh… what is evangelion about exactly?
cause shit’s getting anime up in here.
GO AHEAD AND UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE FROM HERE ON OUT IT’S JUST ALLLLLL HIME KENNY I’M SO SORRY
I need to watch South Park again