What's your opinion on futanaris?
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WELCOME TO THE BLOG!!! :D

You must be new! Feel free to hang your coat on any free boner available and join the conga line! 

But in answer to your question, I enjoy futanari <3

anime sucks and emotes make you look stupid
Anonymous

You sure showed me, greyface.

I wish I can be as cool as you one day.

Then maybe I too can shitpost anonymously on the internet!

Which do you think is hotter for sex: a submissive girl, or a dominant girl?
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WHYNOTBOTH.GIF

Personal thoughts on the oviposition kink?
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Like… girls laying eggs?

Sorry greyface, the only eggs I like are either

A.) served with my breakfast

B.) Waiting for me at the pokemon daycare

or

C.) Painted pretty colors via easter bunny magic

and that my friend, sounds more like

D.) None of the above :/

Nipples or Pepperoni? Nipples are Pepperoni?
Anonymous

what

Robot Suit or Cybernetic Implants?
Anonymous

Like… for just practicality? or like… as a kink?

For practical use, I guess I’d be cool with robot limbs.

But I prefer sexy time to be soft and squishy… not so much cold and metallic… <_<;

I beat fap hero, will you notice me now brandon-sempai?
Anonymous

Suit up

Golden showers are not only clean, you save the environment by not wasting water or using harsh chemicals!
Anonymous

queensolverson said: “this is why you shower and THEN take a bath immediately afterward. you get nice and clean, and then when you bathe to relax, you’re not soaking in grime”

I’m a busy man! I don’t have time for luxuries such as adequate bathing! D:

Do you prefer baths or showers?

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When I wanna relax? Bath

When I actually want to be clean and not stew in my filth? Shower