What's the best revenge you've ever gotten?

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I’m a lover, not a hater~<3

Revenge isn’t my bag, amigo

Have you ever tried penis inserts or urethral sounds? Of not you totally should.
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Have you ever had sex in a public place? (bathroom, car in parking lot, ect)
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With another person? No…

With myself? …..maybe

Not an ask, but dreams of teeth falling out usually means you have self confidence issues and are worried about you appearence (I get them a lot myself)
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It’s probably that…

and the fact that I have a fear of falling on rocks/smashing my mouth on a bottle/just generally bashing my teeth out

I have shit health care, I can’t afford new ones! D:

what would you do if you got boobs right now?
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I was not even aware DK was sexualized

ALL HE WEARS IS A TIE!!!

Lewd is what it is.

What was the weirdest dream you've ever had?
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Hmmm…. well a majority of my dreams are either one of two things

A.) Hyper realistic dreams of my teeth falling out

B.)Dreams where I am being chased by things that want to eat me through a mansion with rooms consisting of various houses/buildings/places I’ve been

Off the top of my head though I did have one dream where I was hanging out with some friends and I started having a sneezing fit, in which I began sneezing out eyeballs into my hands… that was a thing

…so, yeah!

I have to go to work Brandon-san. I just started on sunday. I'll miss you. Will you miss me back? Do you even love me? Do you even notice me? *sits on sidewalk looking sad*

….Who are you?

Do you like furry porn?
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Nope, Not into furry stuff.

(On an unrelated note, I really wish Nintendo would stop sexualizing Donkey Kong)

OH HEY! WHEN THE FUCK DID IT TURN TUESDAY!? IT’S TIME FOR TMI TUESDAY!!!

I almost didn’t remember what day it was! I really gotta fire my secretary…

BUT YEAH! SEND ME SOME ASKS AND I’LL ANSWER THE BEST ONES! :D