the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice.
then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”
jenninova said: "5 more minute for Tuesday, tell us!" (In response to the ask about weird scars)
Well, I have plenty of weird scars.
I have like 5 on my head, the biggest one is from when the nurse dropped me when I was born, it looks like a wad of chewed gum stuck to the back of my head…
Also I have a scar left over from an ex gf that stabbed me in the torso with her fingernail because she was kinky
I also have a weird stretch mark on my shoulder that people think is a knife wound for some reason, so I run with it and say “Oh, y-y-yeah! You t-t-think that’s bad you should see the other g-g-guy! Hehehe…heh…eh”
First, toss out that fedora. Second, stop saying words like “friendzone” unironically.
There is no “friendzone”, I’m telling you this as a guy that has dated many of his friends and is still friends with them after we stopped dating.
It’s not some kinda “anti-dating barrier” girls put up to keep you at hover-hand’s length away
I just happen to have many friends whom of which are girls, we found ourselves at a point when we thought we’d try dating, it didn’t really click, so we stayed friends. I mean, with my current gf we’ve been friends for like, 5 years before we started dating. It’s not because I put in enough brownie points to win her love, it’s just something that happens when you’re close to a person and have a strong enough connection. And just because we’re dating doesn’t mean we’re not “in the friend-zone”, we’re still friends, hell, she is probably my BEST friend, that’s WHY we work!
Just be a decent person and don’t expect anything from anyone.
That’s really as best as I can lay it down for ya.
Well, having sex with that anon's boyfriend for them would be a pretty reliable way to keep them from getting pregnant. ;D I kid, I kid. Just wanted to add to your reply that good lubes can also be found at pharmacies and stores like Walmart and Target, usually in the same aisle as condoms or pads/tampons. Also, one should be sure to use only WATER or SILICON based lubes with a latex condom, NOT oil based! My SO and I recommend Wet Platinum, but go with whatever you like, *Flies away*
Psychology was called off today, which worked out fine as it gave me time to study for a Biology quiz. And I’m setting up a study group, like I’m some kind of responsible student type person or something
so my boyfriend and i just had a pregnancy scare (our first one we havne't been dating long) and even though he was like "i'd support you in whatever decision you make" (and i ended up not being preggers), im scared it might hurt us sexually? we have nice sex but now im scared he might not want too cause of pregnant issues idk you know what i mean? (help me brandon-senpai i like having sex with my boyfriend)
Wait…. no… I don’t mean I also enjoy sex with your boyfriend, I mean I also enjoy… you know what MOVING ON!
So yeah! You wanna do the “dirty do” but not get preggers while doing so? Look into birth control options. Yeah, condoms are pretty basic, but they can tear and you don’t wanna be stuck in that situation. To prevent tearing, ALWAYS use lube! And not something stupid, like butter or spit, like ACTUAL SEX LUBE, you can buy it at Spencer’s gifts so it’s not like it’s hard to find. But yeah, condoms dry the fuck out pretty fast, so lube is a must. But there are also spermicides/IUDs/birth control pills/a birth control shot/ even your boyfriend can have some birth control options if the medical companies hurry up with that gel stuff I keep hearing about.
But I’m sure there is plenty more to look into, you should ask your doctor for more options to find something that works for you. And remember, SAFE SEX = HAPPY SEX
Enjoy having sex with your man, I know I will!
….wait, dammit, NO! I MEAN JUST SEX! I WILL ENJOY SEX WITH NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND! D:
I feel about the same way about oversized breasts as I do about oversized weiners. Fine as long as they are within the realm of sanity. Once you get into MASSIVE MAMMARY MEGA MILK MONSTERS BIG ENOUGH TO DO BATTLE WITH THE MOON then it’s getting a bit silly.
how did you come up with raptor-chan and wtf-chan? just random thoughts that came to your head, or are they inspired by something?
Oddly enough I actually came up with Raptor-Chan before WTF-Chan or even the blog!
I was just bored doodlin’ one day and I just made an anime girl with Raptor legs and a stutter saying "Y-y-you w-w-wanna g-g-go to the dance with me? Even though I have these r-r-raptor legs?" and I just named her “Dandere Raptor girl”
I loved the idea so much I decided to bring her back as a secondary mascot for the blog!
As for WTF-Chan I just really wanted to branch out with the blog, back when it was just me posting random anime/manga/hentai pics as I found them, I wanted to really make the blog stand out, so I was thinking of different mascots that could represent WTFManga
I ran through ideas of a big balled Tanuki, to a tentacle monster, and from there got the idea of “You know, tentacle monsters are always having sex with anime girls, but you never really see the aftermath” also I really wanted to get away from the whole idea of rape with tentacle monsters, so what if instead the anime girl and the tentacle monster were in love and in a commited relationship, maybe even husband and wife, maybe a kid! That kinda deal. So from that WTF-Chan was created! <3
okay this is killing me... there is this one weird/creepy anime about some girl who joins an after-school club because this guy she likes does too — and it turns out to be run by some creepy old guy who insists they engage in some sort-of sexual manners with one another AND I FOUND IT ONCE BUT WILL I EVER FUCKING FIND IT AGAIN. Please send help?
We all know you like futa, but the real question is how big do you like them?
I’m fine as long as they are within the realm of sanity. You know, like 7 or so inches and under.
I’m really not too wild about the GYNORMO-MONSTER COCKS you see in a lot of hentai. Like, it gets to a point where it’s like the size of a lamp post and as thick as a hulahoop shooting like 100+ gallons of cum all over the place and it just gets silly
If I offered to draw you a fanart according to your wishes, what would it look like? :)
Haha well, I’m not really sure! I’m sure I’d be happy with whatever you made me, but for the sake of an answer how about WTF-Chan posing like Ariel in The Little Mermaid when she’s splashing out of the water and has those waves behind her on the rock when she’s singing the “Part of your world” reprise? Because that would be AWESOME
So I read a hentai, right? But the characters are in high school, 'cause that's where 90% of anime is set. But this makes it /really likely/ that they're under 18, especially if there's "senpai"s being thrown around. How do I not feel gross about getting off to (fictional) underage people now that they're not age-appropriate any more?
I’m gonna tell you right now, unless your fapping to straight up loli/shota/toddlercon, I think you’re fine.
One thing you just gotta learn to accept with hentai is ANIME CHARACTER AGE MAKES NO DAMN SENSE
Take this fine pair of tig ol’ bitties for example, sexy right? Totally 18 and down to party hardy in your masturbatory fantasies~<3
HOLD ON THERE BUCKAROO! THAT’S ZAKURO FROM DOKURO-CHAN! SHE’S ONLY 9 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200!
YOU’RE A PEDOMOPHILE AND CHRIS HANSEN WANTS YOU TO TAKE A SEAT!
Seriously, it makes no god damn sense. I say if the anime character looks like an adult, you’re fine. Don’t beat yourself up about it, just beat off about it instead, you silly monkey.
(FRIENDLY NOTE: ANIME CHARACTERS ARE NOT REAL PEOPLE, IF YOU ENGAGE IN SEXUAL CONGRESS WITH A FELLOW HUMAN PERSON, BE SURE TO ASK FOR THEIR PROPER IDENTIFICATION, BIRTH CERTIFICATE, AND WRITTEN CONSENT OF EVERY MEMBER OF THEIR FAMILY TO ENSURE THEY ARE OF LEGAL FUCKING AGE)